Notebook clear out (2)

More clearing out of notes. 

• Hood up
• "I practise law" "Well, practice makes perfect" / "You're no good at it yet"
• You're letting "I would wait upon I dare not", over there like George McClellan
• Hobbes, Locke and baby-led weaning *
• Masturbating to a magazine = Quaint. Old worlde.
• Car mirror intimacy (this refers to being able to clearly see the people behind you in a traffic jam with your mirror, while they can't see you; of course, the car in front can spy you, but you forget that)
• Germans as intellectual seducers: Wagner, Hitler, nietzche, Freud, Marx…
• Naked bodies not seeming practical.
• Obligation to take a nip from a hip flask - not there with a beer can. Tramp/cowboy.
• Intimacy of seeing someone's fillings  

* This would be a hell of a blog post if I could just remember what I meant by it. 

Notebook clear out (1)

The following are things I've written in notebooks, emailed myself or saved as drafts on my phone. I can't remember the context for most of them. I may have been drunk. There are loads so I'm splitting them over two posts.

• Story: man who lives for his family learns the value of selfishness one Christmas
• Calling the police 5-0 * 
• Don't use your taste in fermented hop drinks as a weapon.
• Face like a punched cushion
• Don't come from a rich enough family to vote labour
• Contolded: to be cuckolded by a woman.
• Bowie/Bowie as slang for bisexual: the first bow to rhyme with row, the second with row
• She wasn't winsome, but not exactly youlosesome either
• Too Slow, Hamburgular

* I heard some guys in Bradford doing this