- King's College, Cambridge over other Cambridge colleges *
- Cambridge over Oxford
- London over Oxbridge
- Anywhere else over London
- Northern over Southern
- Less "posh" over "posh" (e.g. Glasgow over Durham, but Manchester over St. Andrews)
- New university over old (Sheffield Hallam over Sheffield)
- Mature students over youngsters
- The team with the most ethnic minority members over the other
- The team with more women over the team with fewer
- Distance learning over traditional university
- Open University over all
It boils down to women > men, new > old, poor > rich, age > beauty.
* Actually, I would probably support one of the women's colleges or newer, more obscure ones -- e.g. Churchill, Girton, Homerton -- over King's.
